no offense, but the father/husband didn't sound like he had a lot going for him. i can't imagine that he could've ever kept up with you in any life.
[ this just became 12% more awkward. ]
oh. ok. well, he probably really thinks we're going at it now. i'm taking him to the theater so he can experience what a movie is. i really hope they're not showing any weird porn in there tonight.
i think maybe he's reconsidering beating the shit out of the nephew, though. no promises.
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[ okay, the “seems nice” gets a laugh. aemond is a lot of things, but not that. ]
He had little love for his father.
[ kind of a popular opinion tho, on her side of the family. ]
But he was fond of Ser Criston, my queensguard. I suspect he has surmised why a common knight has always taken such keen interest in his lessons.
[ aka sharing embry’s long term goal of laying with alicent hightower. it happens. ]
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[ this just became 12% more awkward. ]
oh. ok.
well, he probably really thinks we're going at it now. i'm taking him to the theater so he can experience what a movie is. i really hope they're not showing any weird porn in there tonight.
i think maybe he's reconsidering beating the shit out of the nephew, though. no promises.
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[ ha ha. ]
Wonderful. You best prove yourself worthy, then.
[ teasing, maybe, to cope with the horrors of her son being aware of and involved in her choice of intimate partners. ]
Thank you, Embry. The way you spoke of being a father yourself…I think even knowing you will be to my son’s benefit.