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WELCOME TO THE SALTBURNT NETWORK USERNAME: LITTLEPRINCE

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irrelevant!

we need to talk :)

you have to pay to read my memoir. and you'd have to find someone willing to write it. you can find some unauthorized tell-alls on amazon, though.

m8
i could not give a flying fuck abt ur sordid past and sex scandals or w/e

we need to talk about my big brother*

fuck you. it's good reading. i don't really do family. like i have one, but my stepsister didn't vote for me.

[ probably because he left her to die in a burning church during the war, but it also could be that ash didn't run on a platform that supported bombing children. who can say. ]

that means i don't care about yours. sorry.

oh ur a yapper this tracks

my big brother, danny

[ he can't talk??????? bitch u texted him ]

oh jesus christ, he has family here?

[ embry, don't ask if they're inbred ]

[ men don't have rights, embry ]

yes :)

:) he's a lil fucked up right

[ stop smiling at him ]

honestly, i didn't really get that vibe from him.

yes you did

you want me to insult your fake big brother? you interrupted my sylvia plath binge for this. i could be feeding my depression.

i can't believe ur not a twink

we can call my mother together and tell her she's a bitch for not making me a twink if you want.

sometimes god IS wrong

anyway if u hurt danny again, i will kill u etc etc
tho i think if you keep yapping away someone else will beat me to it

[ christ. kill him. ]

you tell danny to stay away from me. and next time please respect my hiatus

ur not my vice president, don't tell me what to do

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